What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How do automobiles fly?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How are teens like cats?
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