What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
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