What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the bee say to the flower?