Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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