What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What birds make average students?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do fall and winter say hello?