Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do fish use for glasses?
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