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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

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Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

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Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?