Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
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How do frogs get to work?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you find at the end of everything?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
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