Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?