Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?