What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What bee is good for your health?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why are puppies so flexible?