Why was the horse so happy?
Because they lived in a stable environment.
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
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