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What did the calf play in the school band?

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

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What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?