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What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?