Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How does a cow do math?

What animal floats best?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?