What do naked fish play with?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What day do hands always go to church?