What game does a rabbit always win?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

A book just fell on my head.

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?