What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do fleas travel?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
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