What do fish use for glasses?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?