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Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What day is your mom always right?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?