What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What animal floats best?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What's good for both poker and theater?