What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's the friendliest national park?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?