What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Where would you find an elephant?