What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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