What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What food is a man's best friend?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
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