Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What bird is always sad?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?