Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?