Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where do mermaids see movies?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?