Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

How does a cow do math?