How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which family member is always relieved?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was the dog overweight?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?