What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?