What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
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