Why was the cat so small?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call hiking college students?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?