Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

How do you grill cheese?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?