Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What food is a man's best friend?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?