What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's the holiest insect?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?