What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What sweet treat never panics?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you make a cow float?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?