Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why are ghosts always single?