How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Which elf is the best singer?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
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