Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Where do books sleep?