What makes pirates such good singers?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why was the musician arrested?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?