What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?