Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?