Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?