What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What words make the best athletes?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do ants go to eat?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?