What's a tornado's favorite game?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a goose's favorite book?