Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How does a taco bless the table?
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