What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?