How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?