Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?