Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do naked fish play with?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's black and white and red all over?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?