What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
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Where would you find an elephant?
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
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