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Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

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How do you get straight A's?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

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What time does everyone love to drink?

What does Santa call Christmastime?