What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
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