What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What is blue and not heavy?

What is a cow's dream job?