What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
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Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How do fleas travel?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you do when two snails fight?
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