Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do golfers hate cake?