What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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