Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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