Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What bird is always sad?
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