Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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