What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
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