Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?