Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?