What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
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