What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
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