Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is the best day to go to the beach?