What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
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