What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is the most faithful insect?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do mice do when they're at home?
I like telling Dad jokes.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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