What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is another name for a cow?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you measure a millennial?
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