What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?