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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?