Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are all priests fit?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?