Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's a dog's favorite city?