What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?