Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How does a barber get to work?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do you get straight A's?