Where do cows go on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do fish use for glasses?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?