Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How can you make 7 even?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?