What's the friendliest national park?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

I'm not a bad putter.