Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?