What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which animal will never go bald?