Why do cosmeticians never fight?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?