What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why are turtles so shy?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's the loudest sport?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What kind of ant is good at math?