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Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What siblings are always sad?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call a pig thief?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?