What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a small mom?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

It's allergy season again?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why is summer always sad?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?