What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?