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What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

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What do you call a baby monkey?

Do dads always snore?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

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What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

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Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?