How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's E.T. short for?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?