How did the coach get his quarterback?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What bird helps you stay dry?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?