How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's the noisiest food?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why are goats so funny?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?