Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the echo get detention?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?