What sport requires no movement at all?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which animals make the best football players?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?