What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What animal floats best?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?