Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?