How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

When do astronauts eat?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?