How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What fish sings the best?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?