How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?