What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a watch's eldest relative?