What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Want to hear a joke about construction?