Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

I broke my finger!

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?