Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
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