What's a cow's favorite music note?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

How do cats make a birthday cake?