Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a table you can eat?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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