What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?