Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Which singer could always break a five?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?