What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?