Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?