Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How much does freedom weigh?

Where does breakfast live?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?