Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why are fish such good architects?

Did you know that felines don't bite?