What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?