Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do bees gossip?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?