What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the strongest animal?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?