Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
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How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
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