Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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