What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.