Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?