Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What season begins with a thud?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?