Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
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