Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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