What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a pig thief?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
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