What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
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