What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
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What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do fleas travel?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why was the bunny upset?
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