Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call an animal pop star?
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