Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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