Why don't fish play basketball?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?