Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is an archer's favorite store?
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