Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
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What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
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