What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the barber win the race?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?