Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why are grandkids so great?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do bees chew?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?