Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?