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With a pumpkin patch!
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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do bees gossip?
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What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
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