Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do librarians never make plans?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?