What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?