Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?