How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
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