How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do cats wear to work?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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